ozxnn:

☠ more pale here ☠


kaliforhnia:

im lonely and i miss you please come back to me. 

(via communistbakery)


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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via trait)


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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies

(via crystallized-teardrops)


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in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

(Source: bekn, via gnarly)


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asvprock:

I wonder who brought ebola to the United States…. 

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(via milesjai)


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egberts:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

everyone thought i deleted this blog, the blog i posted this on, the blog that is currently still active….


slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

(via coluring)


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lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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(via ghoustly)


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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via gnarly)


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